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About Us Lab Coat Marketing:
We are a marketing firm built on the scientific method. Every experiment, every strategy, and every campaign is rooted in testing, truth-seeking, and results. Our mission: to be world-class in the two industries we serve.

To get there, we only hire world-class candidates. The kind of people Steve Jobs meant when he said “A+ players like working with A+ players.” We are building a team of A-players, and our next hire — employee #9 — will play a pivotal role.

About You:
You’re not looking for a job. You’re looking for a team that unlocks your potential.
You’re detail-oriented, fast without being sloppy, and ambitious enough to see yourself as a senior strategist within 3–5 years. You won’t be just ‘another marketer.’ You’ll join a hand-picked group where every seat matters. Your work will be visible, celebrated, and impactful.

You don’t just “do tasks.” You:

Notice what others miss. Accuracy matters, even when moving fast.
Solve problems others can’t. You make it look effortless because you’re having fun.
Deliver with speed and quality. You believe the secret is 99% perspiration, 1% inspiration.
Uplift teammates. Your presence raises the bar for everyone around you.

What You’ll Do (Starting Point)

Marketing setups (ads, campaigns, tracking, integrations)
Marketing & data analysis
Some content writing
Manage a small set of Google Ad accounts
Perform QA checks across campaigns and deliverables
Grow into client communication (after 6 months, once you’ve demonstrated mastery)

Trajectory:
We’re not hiring you for who you are today — we’re hiring you for who you can become. Your mission: become a world-class marketer within 3–5 years. We’ll give you the tools, the mentorship, and the environment. The rest is up to you.

Bonus skills we would love to add to the team:

Canva or other basic design software
Google Sheets wizardry
Experience with no-code tools or APIs
You know who David Ogilvy or Claude Hopkins are — without needing to Google it

Why This Role Is Different

You’ll be the 9th member of a tight, ambitious, and fast growing team. You won’t be a cog — you’ll be a cornerstone.
We treat marketing like science — testing, measuring, learning.
We hire slowly, we hire right. If you’re reading this and feel that “this was written for me,” you’re probably who we’re looking for.

What We Offer

Starting Pay: $17.50–$24/hour (or up to $50K salary depending on experience)
100% covered health/vision/dental after probation.
Remote work with equipment provided.
Flexible hours after 90 days.
A culture of truth, loyalty, and experimentation.
The chance to be mentored into a strategist, not stuck in “entry-level” forever.

Our Core Values & Ethics

Guiding Principles:
At Lab Coat Marketing, our work is rooted in integrity, innovation, and service. We believe in:

Getting Client Results: We measure success by the tangible impact we deliver.
Loyalty to Clients & Each Other: Trust is non-negotiable—we advocate fiercely for our clients and support our team unconditionally.
Being Truth Seekers: We ask hard questions, challenge assumptions, and prioritize honesty in every decision.

What We Look For in You:

Smart Problem-Solving: You thrive on tackling complex challenges and embrace the chance to explore unanswered questions
Creative Experimentation: You bring curiosity and courage to test bold ideas (failure is just a step toward innovation).
Hardworking Dedication: You’re driven by purpose, not just tasks—our clients’ success is your success.
Team-Oriented: You’ve been on teams your whole life, where competing hard, celebrating wins, and lifting each other up taught you that true success comes from working together toward a common goal.

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